my observations on everything right and wrong with the world - starting with myself.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
The bachelor party weekend in New Orleans has finally come to a close. We accomplished what we came there for - to get Wayne drunk and to get him two CD's worth...
Now, on to some pictures, each followed by a brief caption.

Wayne posing with his box of shirts. The luggage handlers must have had a field day with the box. I'm amazed they didn't draw mustaches on it. Anyway, I need to thank them for putting the box on the luggage belt with the picture faced correctly towards the hundred or so people who were waiting for their luggage. I should have let it spin on the belt a few more times.

Waiting for beignets at Cafe du Monde, where the manager managed to confuse me for one of his employees. Damn my skin and that awesome paper hat.

One of our many party fouls. Yep, that's Marv using a straw to drink from the table. We had another party foul during the trip which involved moving a table over a party foul...right David?

Waiting for a slice of pizza at 3:00 in the morning. Damn, Nyawlins, do ya'll ever sleep?

Want your Asian sandwich? Here's your Asian sandwich right here.

OK. OK. one of us is on the shirt - which one is it?
Gerard, which shirt are you talking about?
Well...the shirt with this picture on the front:

...and this picture on the back:

Seriously, we had a pretty diverse range of Asians on the trip, and some people couldn't tell which one of us was really the one on the shirt. Well, at least we knew who wasn't on the shirt.
AND finally, the picture we've all been waiting for...what's better than seeing the look on Jay's face after the following picture was taken?

...seeing the look on Jay's face when he attempts an explanation.
Our story: we were walking and we lost Jay for a while, then we saw him walking out of this club...and he was taking pictures of its exterior with the camera on his phone.
Oh, and he had a huge smile on his face and he was covering the front of his pants.
That's our story. It may be partially true, but we're going to stick with it. I have the high-resolution picture available for anyone who wants it...
Now, on to some pictures, each followed by a brief caption.

Wayne posing with his box of shirts. The luggage handlers must have had a field day with the box. I'm amazed they didn't draw mustaches on it. Anyway, I need to thank them for putting the box on the luggage belt with the picture faced correctly towards the hundred or so people who were waiting for their luggage. I should have let it spin on the belt a few more times.

Waiting for beignets at Cafe du Monde, where the manager managed to confuse me for one of his employees. Damn my skin and that awesome paper hat.

One of our many party fouls. Yep, that's Marv using a straw to drink from the table. We had another party foul during the trip which involved moving a table over a party foul...right David?

Waiting for a slice of pizza at 3:00 in the morning. Damn, Nyawlins, do ya'll ever sleep?

Want your Asian sandwich? Here's your Asian sandwich right here.

OK. OK. one of us is on the shirt - which one is it?
Gerard, which shirt are you talking about?
Well...the shirt with this picture on the front:

...and this picture on the back:

Seriously, we had a pretty diverse range of Asians on the trip, and some people couldn't tell which one of us was really the one on the shirt. Well, at least we knew who wasn't on the shirt.
AND finally, the picture we've all been waiting for...what's better than seeing the look on Jay's face after the following picture was taken?

...seeing the look on Jay's face when he attempts an explanation.
Our story: we were walking and we lost Jay for a while, then we saw him walking out of this club...and he was taking pictures of its exterior with the camera on his phone.
Oh, and he had a huge smile on his face and he was covering the front of his pants.
That's our story. It may be partially true, but we're going to stick with it. I have the high-resolution picture available for anyone who wants it...