my observations on everything right and wrong with the world - starting with myself.

Friday, September 15, 2006

So I've actually found the time to keep up with "current" events...as indicated by my avoidance of the following:

Stingrays:


Anna Nicole Smith:


Bagged Spinach:



I'm too lazy to add links...but imagine Anna Nicole Smith holding a bag of spinach and riding atop a stingray...it's almost worse than sharks with frikkin' lasers strapped to their heads.

yikes.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

So the last time I flew on a plane (to San Jose for Jay's wedding), I was supposed to empty my carry-on bags of everything liquid - but I still managed to get onboard with nasal spray and eyedrops, neither of which were considered to be prescription medication.

Anyway, I thought I got away with a lot...but this guy got away with pure genius...


Talk about balls of steel!


he's got an even better stunt involving a tollroad in Massachusetts and Mariah Carey.


yep. pure genius.

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