my observations on everything right and wrong with the world - starting with myself.
Friday, June 15, 2007
I've always joked that World War III is going to be started via email...but I guess the joke is on me.
It turns out that China wants to be the first in electromagnetic dominance.
In my world this is probably how the war is going to get started, via email or AIM:
China: HEY USA, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
USA: What you say?
Taiwan: Somebody set us up the bomb
USA: Why China yelling?
China: CAPS LOCK KEY NOT WORKING. BEIJING NOT YELLING
USA: China yelling at Washington DC. Scramble jets. drop bomb.
It turns out that China wants to be the first in electromagnetic dominance.
In my world this is probably how the war is going to get started, via email or AIM:
China: HEY USA, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
USA: What you say?
Taiwan: Somebody set us up the bomb
USA: Why China yelling?
China: CAPS LOCK KEY NOT WORKING. BEIJING NOT YELLING
USA: China yelling at Washington DC. Scramble jets. drop bomb.
Saturday, June 09, 2007
somewhere on earth...the smallest violin is playing the faintest sad song...for Paris Hilton:
cry me a river, Paris...why are you famous again? what is your talent? you're famous because you're an heiress?
...justice system, don't fail me now.
...did I mention that I hate drunk drivers?
cry me a river, Paris...why are you famous again? what is your talent? you're famous because you're an heiress?
...justice system, don't fail me now.
...did I mention that I hate drunk drivers?
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
I hate drunk drivers.
I was rear-ended by a drunk driver - who didn't have a license and was uninsured.
Anyway, I've often thought of just putting all the drunk drivers in a Destruction Derby pit and see what the outcome would be. I bet the outcome would be similar to this accident, which was pure genius, if you ask me.
I think we need more accidents like the above - where the guilty parties just cancel each other out and have no negative consequences to innocent bystanders...
But you know what I hate more than drunk drivers?
Lazy parents...like Seattle's "Segway Mom". Unbelievable.
Here's a picture to laugh at:
I was rear-ended by a drunk driver - who didn't have a license and was uninsured.
Anyway, I've often thought of just putting all the drunk drivers in a Destruction Derby pit and see what the outcome would be. I bet the outcome would be similar to this accident, which was pure genius, if you ask me.
I think we need more accidents like the above - where the guilty parties just cancel each other out and have no negative consequences to innocent bystanders...
But you know what I hate more than drunk drivers?
Lazy parents...like Seattle's "Segway Mom". Unbelievable.
Here's a picture to laugh at:
