my observations on everything right and wrong with the world - starting with myself.
Thursday, August 31, 2006
only a car guy will understand...
from the article:
If I get the chance, I'd like to own another BMW E30...as a project car.
from the article:
Women leave. Rock bands reunite and nearly invariably suck. But an awesome car that's stirred your loins for decades? That, friends, is forever. And you know what? We'll take cool every time. We don't care if we seem dated.
If I get the chance, I'd like to own another BMW E30...as a project car.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Answer: joints. tendons. the need for stretching before exercise.
Yoga Fu...or, Dhalsim will kick your ass
Question: What does this man not have?
Yoga Fu...or, Dhalsim will kick your ass
Question: What does this man not have?
So, Transformers the Movie is coming out next year (I can't wait!!!), and suddenly, there has been a renewed interest in the 80's cartoons I grew up watching...like Mask:
I remember back then, we always made fun of the show and made allusions to the movie of the same name...you know, the one about the kid with the big face with biker parents...and Cher.
anyway, wasn't Mask a great show? a flying camaro with gullwing doors...chasing an evil villain that looks like Wilford Brimley?
wasn't that a great soundtrack? such a power ballad from a hair-band!!!
M-M-M-MASK!
I remember back then, we always made fun of the show and made allusions to the movie of the same name...you know, the one about the kid with the big face with biker parents...and Cher.
anyway, wasn't Mask a great show? a flying camaro with gullwing doors...chasing an evil villain that looks like Wilford Brimley?
wasn't that a great soundtrack? such a power ballad from a hair-band!!!
M-M-M-MASK!
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
oh. my. god.
If you're ever going to lie about something in order to fraudulently obtain compensation from work, don't lie about a dildo in your ass...and while you're *not* lying, make sure you don't spread the lie to twelve different people.
If you're ever going to lie about something in order to fraudulently obtain compensation from work, don't lie about a dildo in your ass...and while you're *not* lying, make sure you don't spread the lie to twelve different people.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
so FUH2 and IhumpedYourHummer just got more fodder in the form of Hummer toys that McDonald's is packaging with their Happy Meals.
I have a feeling that this is what McDonald's is really thinking:
seriously though, what does it say about us as a society if we're encouraging our children not only to consume unhealthy food, but also to desire a hummer?
I have a feeling that this is what McDonald's is really thinking:
seriously though, what does it say about us as a society if we're encouraging our children not only to consume unhealthy food, but also to desire a hummer?
Saturday, August 05, 2006
FUH2.com has just been taken to another level.
these videos may or may not be work-safe.
yep.
those guys put the efff yoooo in fuh2...as indicated in this explanation:
yep.
FU.
literally.
these videos may or may not be work-safe.
yep.
those guys put the efff yoooo in fuh2...as indicated in this explanation:
I am in this video humping a hummer. I did this because I believe that hummers and their owners/driers should be discraced for their actions, especially those who use their vehicles in an urban context. The pollution generated by hummers is as outrageous as the unnecessary noise they create and the unnecessary space they take up. They are wasteful monsters hulking over pedestrians, cyclists and even people driving reasonable useful cars. As I see it hummers are constantly violating the city and environment whenever they are used for non-vital non-offroad reasons, as such I have chosen to violate this H2 sexually, raping the car as it rapes the social and ecological environment around it.
Also I think it’s funny. We should work towards mass hummer-humpings where packs of people gang-bang hummers that are in use. Stalling the owners and ridiculing them at the same time.
yep.
FU.
literally.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
so I found another outlet to waste ten minutes of the day on...
I'm the President/CEO/Prime Minister of my own nation online. I face two issues every weekday. I attempted to model my initial nation-creation (that rhymes) after Plato's "Republic"...but I guess I made a few incorrect decisions.
Check my nation out here.
The idea for the site is from Max Barry, author of "Company" (great book) and "Jennifer Government" (my next Audible read).
In case you can't go the above link, here's a synopsis:
The Republic of Flipmack
Motto: "There's no replacement for displacement."
UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
Location: the West Pacific
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Republic of Flipmack is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 15%. A healthy private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving industries.
Crime is a problem. Flipmack's national animal is the pot-bellied pig and its currency is the pinoy.
I'm the President/CEO/Prime Minister of my own nation online. I face two issues every weekday. I attempted to model my initial nation-creation (that rhymes) after Plato's "Republic"...but I guess I made a few incorrect decisions.
Check my nation out here.
The idea for the site is from Max Barry, author of "Company" (great book) and "Jennifer Government" (my next Audible read).
In case you can't go the above link, here's a synopsis:
The Republic of Flipmack
Motto: "There's no replacement for displacement."
UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
Location: the West Pacific
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Republic of Flipmack is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 15%. A healthy private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving industries.
Crime is a problem. Flipmack's national animal is the pot-bellied pig and its currency is the pinoy.
